Please Don't Tempt Me

Please don’t tempt me

‘Cause you know I’m not that good

At saying no

Please don’t tempt me

‘Cause you know I’m not that good

With self control

Please don’t tempt me

‘Cause you know it’s probably time

I should be heading home

Don’t give me your standard response

When you say come on man, you only live once

So let’s sink some booze

Let’s do some drugs

Let’s get in trouble

Pour me a double

Let’s sink some booze

Let’s do some drugs

Let’s get in trouble

Pour me a double

Please don’t tempt me

‘Cause you know I’m not that good

At saying no

Please don’t tempt me

‘Cause you know it’s probably time

I should be heading home

Please don’t tempt me

I swear this is the fifth

Fucking night in a row

Don’t give me your standard response

When you say come on man, you only live once

So let’s sink some booze

Let’s do some drugs

Let’s get in trouble

Pour me a double

Let’s sink some booze

Let’s do some drugs

Let’s get in trouble

Pour me a double

So I say

Please don’t use that line on me

You’re playing with my sanity

Someone better ring the alarm

Please I’m not a battery

I can’t survive on A and A

Night after night after night

Please don’t take advantage

Of my rubber made appendages

Man you just keep twisting my arm

Don’t give me booze

Don’t give me drugs

Man I’m in trouble

Man I’m in trouble

Don’t give me booze

Don’t give me drugs

Man I’m in trouble

Man I’m trouble

Please don’t tempt me

‘Cause you know I’m not that good

At saying no

No, no